click-REEE!

i've always wanted to invent something, you know? though, i wouldn't want to like, revolutionise the toilet. Thomas Crapper invented that. i wouldn't want ppl saying ''aw maaaan, hurry it up in there! i gotta take a HUGE helfer like, right now!''

and now, some random pics from work...

he gets up early in the morning to shed his protective husk of tires which he weaves anew each night.

Employee should be able to demonstrate proper tire mounting proceedure.

our goal: to be the BEST.

atta boy, rich!

rim job.

old cellphone pics that i never emailed to myself...

look! power bracelets! this one just happens to be a white power bracelet. woops!



that's some funny half and half, Land 'o Lakes! ;-)



the picture really says it all.

lol

i saw this and just KNEW it belonged in my blog. i know some of my readers have the sense of humour to appreciate something like this. no no, not me, but you guys. *halo* see how this works? :-)

1300 calories = a good start

Remember that Italian Frisco burger that hardee's had? well, if you can remember that, then maybe you can comprehend how GOOD these were. go ahead, click on the picture, i scaled it down by more than half, but it's still a good pic. mmmm...now doesn't that make you wanna reach out and grab those sandwiches? =-O oh no! i've already EATENNNNNNNN them! too bad for you. awwwww :-(

they walked right into that one

conversation with an aim bot. c'mon, it's funny! :-)

ever see that movie Gone in 60 Seconds?

let's just say i'm competative ;-)

i'm slowly getting used to eating as much food as i ate before i got here. that made me feel pretty stuffed. satiated for now :-) *pats tummy*

oi...they say "if you give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day, but teach a man to fish, and you'll feed him for a lifetime."

well, if you give mike a fish, you'll feed him for about 2 minutes, but teach him to fish, and you will have indirectly caused the destruction of any and all nearby marine habitats, which is why the North Carolina Fish and Game Board would like to remind you that it's everyone's job to make sure mike never learns how to fish.

today, i just killed time, bought some milk, called a place to see if their room was still for rent (it was 350 a month, all utilities, washer and dryer included, same distance to work, but they never called back like they said they would:-( ), called around the different gyms to get some info and ended up getting free passes through the next 4 days. =D each gym has its strengths, so it's tough to make a call right now, but i know what i'm looking for in their equipment.

well, that's it for now, dear reader :-) have a great weekend! =D

::Mike::
oh yeah, moo!

slicker'n snot on a doorknob ;-)

soon's i finish these cereals, that's getting cut out and put in the rear window. gotta get it inspected tomorrow, get it titled at the dmv, what a day. look at some mexican afghans, maybe, for the back seat omgz! tires! 4-wheel drive and three different tires! *pulls imaginary hair out* and you thought that was funny just reading it ;-)

it's not the civic. hella camry, white with tan interior, 149k miles, 1750. no sales tax ;D step one in the monster is nearing completion. i need a shower. goodnight, dear reader :-)
oh yeah, moo!

kitty isn't playing with a full deck

i think they come with little safety helmets u can put on ur kitty. awwww...
oh yeah, moo!

b/c silicon just isn't safe ;-)

hahahaha i marched right back up to that sign (@the glenwood ave. walmart in ral-tucky) and took the pic, after a moment's contemplation. aw come on! it's funny! :-)
oh yeah, moo!

Aww! 'e's hungry!

"Sir! put the cereals down! those are one per person!" ~eep!~ *drops display of cereals* *dashes back to his room*
oh yeah, moo!

and wait till you see what's for dessert...

yes, three dessert spoons -- they were delicious.

got to the hotel alright...haha you know, i got lost several times and to varying degrees today. very frustrating to be lost for....a cumulative 6 hours. but you know what? all that stuff ca just bring its ugly self on over to me, 'cos i got friends who i can hella count on.

Missiz Jóní stayed on the phone with me for over an hour! helping me with google and mapquest while i drove around, putting up with my whining, cheering me up, oi...she's my best friend.

tomorrow will be much better.
oh yeah, moo!

Survey time! =D

Answer these with truth:

What color is your bra?
i'm not wearing one ;-)

Hair, up or down?
nonexistant ;-)

Do you straighten your hair?
no. it's natural ;-)

Do you worry about the size of your boobs?
oh, sometimes...

Whats your favorite girly magazine?
i don't like girly magazines much....stuff magazine is pretty funny, though

What's your Favorite mascara?
i won't wear mascara

Small or large purse?
i don't PWN a purse

In your purse, what are your must haves?
well, i must have my wallet, both sets of keys, mp3 playa, bluetooth, and phone on me at all times when i'm not at work.

Jeans or skirts?
JEANS only.

Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that're uncomfortable?
sometimes

Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy?
no. no guy is worth it to me.

What're your favorite colors?
blue, white, black

Do you consider yourself girly?
sometimes

Heels or Flats?
lol no heels :-p

Did you ever cry during a romantic movie?
garden state.

Would you leave the house without makeup on?
i do all the time

Walmart or Target?
well, walmart seems to be the only place that has cereals that i need. :-/

Do you consider making out "unladylike?"
never

On the scale of 1-10 how fun is shopping?
10 being the best? 10 with the right people.

Are you spoiled?
yes.

Do u get pissed if u miss a show u want to watch?
if i really wanna watch it, yeah, a little.

How long does it take you to get ready in the morning before school or work?
oh....about 35 - 45 minutes

Do you like skater boys?
ew.

Do you often wish there was something you could change?
i sometimes wish there weren't so many things i could change :-p

Gold or silver?
the value of gold keeps going up =D

Do you dress up for the holidays?
eh...i'm not really a ''dress up'' kinda guy. if someone asks me to, i mite....

Do you like to wear dresses?
no

Do you write a lot of mushy love poems?
used to

On a scale of 1-10 how much do guys confuse you?
0

In the past 24 hours have you hung out with a guy?
ummm....if you count breaktime at work where we sit and chat for a few minutes, then yeah. but other than that, no.

obcMike: stop being a boy, eh?
obcMike: well, okay, if you insist...
obcMike: *grabs knife*
obcMike: *waits for her to stop him*
mysnispuregenius: :-(
mysnispuregenius: lol
obcMike: i just can't cut off my better half...
mysnispuregenius: half?!
mysnispuregenius: more like 1/5695307645096745
mysnispuregenius: :-D
obcmike: :-(
obcMike: i remember when you were like ''=-O Mr. Mike is horny! *does the Mr. Mike is horny dance*
obcMike: random memory^
mysnispuregenius: rofl
mysnispuregenius: when was that?
mysnispuregenius: thats amazingly classic
mysnispuregenius: and i love it
obcMike: loooong time ago
mysnispuregenius: but when was it?
mysnispuregenius: lmao
obcMike: you weren't legal yet, i remember that
mysnispuregenius: roflmao
obcMike: i kept thinking to myself ''omg...be quiet! i will go to jail rite now for what ur saying!''
mysnispuregenius: ROFL
obcMike: i have to go to bed
mysnispuregenius: ...
obcMike: work tomorrow, not enough sleep last night
mysnispuregenius: mike thats inappropriate
obcMike: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
mysnispuregenius: *does the mr mike is horny dance*
obcMike: after all the talk about my wang, its size (or lack thereof) and about you dancing b.c i was (supposedly) horny
mysnispuregenius: see its true
mysnispuregenius: i do crack us up
obcMike: WHILE you were not legal age yet...
mysnispuregenius: you were im sure
mysnispuregenius: lol
mysnispuregenius: LOL LOL LOL
obcMike: and i say ''i need to go to bed'' and all of a sudden THAT'S inappropriate!
obcMike: but up till that point, everything else was fine!:-P
mysnispuregenius: uhm...duh
obcMike: i was not, nor have i ever been ''horny.''
mysnispuregenius: lmao LIES
mysnispuregenius: youre a boy
obcMike: lol
obcMike: well, i wasn't then
mysnispuregenius: go to "bed"
mysnispuregenius: lol
obcMike: i was tellin' a story and you twisted the facts around
mysnispuregenius: lol lies again
obcMike: i sleep on the floor
mysnispuregenius: i wouldnt ever do such a thing
mysnispuregenius: thats kinky mike
mysnispuregenius: i dont wanna know that
obcMike: it's a hard wood floor
obcMike: wait.
mysnispuregenius: MR MIKE
obcMike: nvm
obcMike: well it is
obcMike: no carpet
mysnispuregenius: mike...
obcMike: it's made of .....dead trees
obcMike: see it was prolly something like this
mysnispuregenius: just cuz im legal
mysnispuregenius: doesnt mean i wanna have sex with you
mysnispuregenius: okay?
obcMike: i'm not effing horny!
mysnispuregenius: uh huh
obcMike: just b/c i talked about the floor
mysnispuregenius: *waits till he turns around and does the mr mike is horny dance*
mysnispuregenius: *whistles innocently*
obcMike: i know u don't, and i don't want to reciprocate any related feelings myself!:-P
obcMike: wtf...
obcMike: what were u doing?
mysnispuregenius: mr mike
mysnispuregenius: when youre 50 and im 35
obcMike: see, it was prolly something just like THIS^
obcMike: wtf
mysnispuregenius: if were both still single
obcMike: wait a minute!
obcMike: 50 and 35?
mysnispuregenius: lets just get married cuz well entertain each other
obcMike: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
mysnispuregenius: at 35 women start lying about their age
mysnispuregenius: lol
obcMike: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAa
mysnispuregenius: dude
mysnispuregenius: youve gotta add this all to your blog you know?
mysnispuregenius: im on a roll tonight
obcMike: *sigh*
obcMike: yes.

You've seen the commercials...

okay, i've had a problem with these commercials from day one. they show a bear takin' a $hit in the forest on t.v.! granted, i'm glad he does it there as opposed to in my yard, but come on, we don't need to see that! we know he $hits in the forest! and when he wipes afterward, he gets those ''squiggley lines of delight'' around his head. they're always sure to get a good angle on him when that happens.

not only that, but you can tell that that $hit was the high point of his day -- like he just can't wait to get out there and eat some more food so that he can $hit again; because food = $hit = charmin on the a$$...and from the looks of things, he's been operating off of this theory for a while... he's pictured here DANCING with his a$$wipe...he's disgusting, and unashamedly so.

I made this myself

hahaha, no not the ''butter,'' the picture. gosh you're sick!

doesn't the overall shape look like...*clears throat* the moon? :-)

This....*snicker* is called a moon c- HAHAHAhahahAHAHAHAahahahAHAHAahahahahaha!!!

*several minutes later* oi...*wipes tear from his eye* okay, this is called a ''moon cactus'' b/c if there's anything this plant looks like, it's the moon....i mean, it sure doesn't more closely resemble something else...

Dragonball Z in French has its ...''perks''

This picture comes to my humble little blog from an old SNES dragonball z game. it was only sold in a few countries, and this one came from france, hence all the subs are in french. now, i know just enough french to make this funny. she's telling trunks: ''Give me the balls!''

thank you, thank you. you know, non-members can leave comments on this thing.
well i don't see anyone else around you, i must be talking to you!
yeah, that's right, go ahead, click the comment button! say su'm! say su'm! =D

they sell THIS at walmart???

oldie but a goodie. bet you thought i'd never put this one in a blog again, huh? ...okay, yeah, me neither...

On those surveys where it

On those surveys where it asks my gender, i try to circle "select," instead of "male" or "female"

lol...z

Missiz Jóní: omg
Missiz Jóní: i just coughed doritos everywhere
Missiz Jóní: and instead of cleaning it up i told u
obcMike: hahahahahahahahaha