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If you take every 50th letter in the Torah, it spells out the name "Elohim," the name of God, 147 times.

today's title is ''Chilli Mash''

it all started a long time ago, when i was talking on the phone with Missiz Jóní ...last night.

i said ''ugh. i'm so hungry. there's nothing to eat here. oh you know what i hella want tho? some mashed potatoes! that sounds soooo good rite now....''

then she sed ''oh, i had mashed potatoes earlier today! =D''

then i sed ''i wonder if instant mashed taters are good...i bet they're watery enough to drink..*drools imagining such a feat* ''

then she sed ''ew. i actually had instant mashed taters today. they were actually pretty good.''

the conversation ended shortly thereafter. then later she henceforth-thusright-whenceforto-herein and so forth, called again.

i said ''you know, i hella want some fresh french fries...''

then she sed ''omgz i'm totally at in and out rite now! =DD''

then i sed ''that's b/c we got that shiz on lock.'' wwwwhat? wo-okay! yeeeeaah :-)

so today, i get the instant mashed taters, i pour them into the hot water and stir. thinkin' to myself ''oh THIS won't end well...'' as the little flurries swing around in circles in the bowl and then all of a sudden it's MASHED POTATOES!!! no longer was it nasty ol' hot water and flakes, it was REAL mashed potatoes, rite in the bowl! i was shocked! how did they do that?! they're sooo good, too. i mixed them with a roughly equal amount of beef chilli with beans. ohhh yeah. this is what mum would call a ''stick to your ribs kinda meal'' and it works out to 1000 calories, 58 grams of protein, so it's almost good enough for a complete meal! :D