You've seen the commercials...

okay, i've had a problem with these commercials from day one. they show a bear takin' a $hit in the forest on t.v.! granted, i'm glad he does it there as opposed to in my yard, but come on, we don't need to see that! we know he $hits in the forest! and when he wipes afterward, he gets those ''squiggley lines of delight'' around his head. they're always sure to get a good angle on him when that happens.

not only that, but you can tell that that $hit was the high point of his day -- like he just can't wait to get out there and eat some more food so that he can $hit again; because food = $hit = charmin on the a$$...and from the looks of things, he's been operating off of this theory for a while... he's pictured here DANCING with his a$$wipe...he's disgusting, and unashamedly so.

I made this myself

hahaha, no not the ''butter,'' the picture. gosh you're sick!

doesn't the overall shape look like...*clears throat* the moon? :-)

This....*snicker* is called a moon c- HAHAHAhahahAHAHAHAahahahAHAHAahahahahaha!!!

*several minutes later* oi...*wipes tear from his eye* okay, this is called a ''moon cactus'' b/c if there's anything this plant looks like, it's the moon....i mean, it sure doesn't more closely resemble something else...

Dragonball Z in French has its ...''perks''

This picture comes to my humble little blog from an old SNES dragonball z game. it was only sold in a few countries, and this one came from france, hence all the subs are in french. now, i know just enough french to make this funny. she's telling trunks: ''Give me the balls!''

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they sell THIS at walmart???

oldie but a goodie. bet you thought i'd never put this one in a blog again, huh? ...okay, yeah, me neither...